#groundzero grossness

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CW messy, contagion

Person A has a heavy head cold, their nose and head feel so full but they need to sneeze so badly! They're laid up in bed and every time they try to induce their nose runs so much. At first they're too worried about making a huge mess. Until B their partner comes how and helps them. They hold them up close and start to gently rub their septum. The poor baby is so sensitive it starts to tickle and of course their nose runs. They try to snort it back or warn their lover of how snotty they are but B doesn't care. "let me worry about that, you just focus on getting your sneezes out" They say softly and run their fingers along the outter rim of A's flaring nostrils. "mmmm baby they're so wet, your head must really be full. Seems like the slightest touch gets your nose running. Poor thing, don't sniffle just let it run. thats it there you go uh-huh awww there you go. See that feels good doesn't it." Between hitches A could feel their nose running down their face and yeah it did feel really good. Their nose was finally draining all that snot out. They gasped and hitched desperately. Cords of snot oozed down their face lower and lower until "EED'SHIIEEEW! ED'SHIIEEEW! ED'SHIIIEEEW!" They explode and all that snot that's been packed full inside their head comes splattering out in a wet borage. And B is right in the splash zone! B doesn't complain when they're covered in A's mess all over their chest and some on their chest. Ropes and webbing of snot connecting them together loosely. "see didn't that feel better~?"

[bakugoukatsuki-rising]

Hello! So I'm new to Tumblr, trying to run away from Twitter, and I followed you because I recognized you from that blue hellsite. I'm trying to follow some more people, preferably bkdks, but the next person Tumblr recommended me was a bkdk shipper with pro-ship DNI so I guess their algorithm isn't as good as Twitter. Anyways, do you have any recommendations to who I can follow who are PS or at least don't get into any "waaah everyone who likes this are gross freaks!!" discourse?

While I don't think any of them take the name pro-ship in any way, the people I'm going to tag are all very good-hearted and fun bkdks who I've become quite close with

@lunyra @collisiondiscourse @falloutdeku @rigid-reflection @dark-lord-of-teddy-bears @incorrect-bkdk-quotes @groundzero-and-deku @thatpinkbetch @dekuskacchan @wahhchan @lonely-rabbit @gvmrvns @firyfox @filipinoizukuu @purplecatsandhearts @eri-cheri @chloeoodles @minisheku @chroma-ki @aizawaslesbian @dekubella @sheiireen @jekacatrina @bamsara @bakugou-klancey-lance @daetaechanster @unrealisticfables

Anyone else feel free to please add yourself!!

[jekacatrina]

Me: Hey, Ra, love you lots, here's a snippet of my one shot where Bakugou is so in love with Deku is kinda gross.

@groundzero-and-deku: Awww, thank you, I adore you, have some Bakugou dying!

Me:

[softer-ua]

Two Left Feet, And One In The Mouth

Pt. 1

Lying there catching his breath seething Katsuki became suddenly aware of the feeling of melting iceberg quickly soaking his back, every drop replacing his already spread thin patients

Katsuki knew he need to hurry up and fix things with Deku, that he should go change into the spare clothes he kept in his office, that he had a much better chance of winning Deku over if he played nice with his friends, and he knew Shoto was only turning his hoodie into a impromptu sponge to piss him off and distract him from actually accomplishing any of that.

He also knew that it was fucken working.

Jumping up he felt his hoodie’s new weight pulling on him, the bastard had soaked him all the way through and the hoodie's fluffy inside was only making it worse, gross dirty floor water was fast spreading all the way down his pants and even through to his front.

Kasuki was seeing red, the only thought in his head was a vision of the Icyhot bastards head on a pike.

And that's how 15 minutes later he found himself standing in the meeting room sporting a few new bruises and dripping a puddle onto the floor, as he argued with ‘Lightning Mcqueen in glasses’ that he shouldn’t have to take the sole blame for ‘blowing up half the lobby’ or the charring on the lower branches of the lobby’s new ‘just set up yesterday, took all day to decorate, Sato ate half a snickers cheesecake just to get it in here, Tamaki and Ochako were so excited to put the star on, blah blah blah’ Christmas tree.

Those were clearly fire singe marks, not explosive blowback, and he told Mirio as much as he turned to blatantly ignore Iida. He also told him it was absolutely bullshit they had a tree up in the first week of fucken November!

Katsuki didn’t care to admit most of this blustering was to avoid admitting the main reason ‘a little bit of water set off a top ranking pro’ was because his brand Fucken new, curently one of a fucken kind, limited edition Hero Deku tee was hidden under his hoodie.

It was supposed to be part of the nerds Christmas present. His dad had just given it to him last night for a trial wear before they made the actual order to have enough made in time to be advertised and auctioned off to raise funds for the nerds favorite holiday charities.

Katsuki had planned to show up to dance practice in it after patrol and then do some photos together to boost the word about the dance and the auction.

Now not only was Deku not talking to him, but if he showed Deku this gross wrinkled mess he’d probably never speak to him again. Today officially sucked and all because ChargeDolt and RedRot couldn’t keep their fucken mouths shut... and some other things that were definitely not his fault either.

Eventually Mirio and Iida seem to tire themselves out and let the group go with a warning to expect their already packed schedules to be slammed with several hours of community service and outreach.

And of course Mirio asked Katsuki had to hang back because the universe hated him today. And of course he was given some more bad news because why would anything ever be easy?

Deku had been switched to evening patrol for today with Tokoyami, and Amajiki had agreed to take his place for the first half of the morning and Uraraka would join him after lunch

Katsuki wanted to bitch that they couldn’t reschedule because they had stupid dance practice, but between Deku not wanting to talk to him, no ‘don’t stay mad at me’ surprise, not wanting to explain to Deku what happened to the lobby, and not even a half baked explanation or apology in mind for why he said what he did Katsuki just grunted his acknowledgement and went to change into his costume. If anything he was getting off easier like this. At least Amajiki was on of the few extras he could stand.

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If Mirios plan for punishment was to guilt him to the core by saddling him with a semi sulking SunEater, then he was an evil genius. Cause it was working, Katsuki hadn’t felt this all around ashamed since.… well probably only like a year but still.

Amajiki was one of the few people who Katsuki actually respected as a hero and a person, not only did the fellow pro have a kick ass quirk that he used creatively but Katsuki had grown to (begrudgingly) admire the hero for how up front he was with his anxiety and how hard he worked through it. It kinda reminded him of Deku and his oddballness and how the nerd used it to his advantage to become the symbol of hope.

Katsuki had been expecting a half mumbled lecture and a maybe even prodding about therapy. The nervous nellies' unusually strong(for them) vendetta with the hero world was it's slacking in mental healthcare or whatever.

So after struggling through about four hours of sullen silence, (that was also infuriatingly familiar, apparently heroing wasn’t all the nerd had learn from his senpais), Katsuki snapped with a screech like an overly taunt fiddle string.

“I’m sorry about the fucken tree! If it’s not replaced by the time we get back I’ll do it my goddamn self, happy?!” Katsuki had been expecting Tamki to give a quiet nod or retreat into himself more, depending on how he took his offer. He definitely didn’t expect to be glared at

“You think I’m upset about the tree?” Amajiki tilted his head in confusion. Maybe they should talk about Katsuki seeing the team's therapist more. Monthly was the minimum everyone on the newly forged Heros Union of Honor had to attend but Katsuki was clearly needing more support right now. Maybe it was the holidays? A good portion of them were going biweekly now for that reason.

HUH was more than an agency. It was a newly emerging code of ethics board. You were expected to be worth the honor of being called a hero when partnered with HUH, and that meant getting your mental health to its peak was a priority.

That didn’t mean everyone (or really anyone) was perfectly mentally fit, just that mental health was a priority. Other agencies had taken notice of how differently they operated even within their first year, and since then a few had even sent their heroes through the HUH program to learn how to operate more like them. They were quickly taking up the void the Hero's Commission had left.

“I’m not upset about the tree, I’m upset because you hurt my friends and fellow hero partners-“ Amajiki was rudely cut off as he caught a gauntlet to the chest, thank god they’d gotten smaller over the years.

“He’s your business partner, he’s MY hero partner, has been since before we agreed to join this agency.” Katsuki thundered.

Why everyone on the board had to call each other partners was something Katsuki didn’t understand, but he refused to let them slip up and start tossing around the phrase Hero Partner. They were all business partners,something anyone could become. A Hero Partner was a major commitment, and Katsuki had the signed legal waivers to prove it.

Amajiki stopped and looked at Katsuki fully, really taking in his teammates' rattled appearance.

Katsuki had been doing well, dare say even flourishing within HUH, so today’s outbreak was nearly out of character at this point and still Katsuki didn’t appear to be calming down any. If anything he was only growing more tightly wound.

Yes, Amajiki was upset with Katsuki but he’d remained silent during their patrol more so the blonde could have some time to think, but it didn’t seem to have done him any good. Amajiki fought through the nervousness that crawled under his skin and begged him to just let the explosive guy be.

Mirio had asked him to talk with Katsuki, under some false impression that Katsuki respected him more, but before this moment he’d figured it was better to not butt in. He hadn’t been around when this morning’s incident happened but he could see another one brewing.

Amajiki shuffled side to side for a second considering his options. He could just send Katsuki home early, even put him on leave until he got cleared by the teams therapist. Or he could do what Mirio suggested and reach out to a struggling teammate.

Therapy was good, but therapy with a support network was better.

“GroundZero, let’s take lunch. I think we need to have a talk-“ Amajiki put up a slightly trembling hand to silence the blonde. Straightening his back and furthering his resolve he pushed forward. ��-This isn’t really optional, we neeeed to have a talk, and about more than this morning's incident. I wanna talk about your hero partner.”

Katsuki’s argument died on his tongue.  He shoved his hands in his pockets with a grunt and jerked his head to signal to Amajiki to take the lead.

Katsuki knew he wasn’t gonna like what came next but he tried to reminded himself that he trusted and respected Amajiki, and that meant hearing him out when asked. It’s what Deku would do, so it’s what Katsuki would try to do.

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Okay WARNING this is smutty and mentions mess, yes there is moaning in this, ya boy wanted to try something out. So i brought back incubus denki ^-^

I decided to be a tad indulgent with this, i hope you like it

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okay bc I'm really into doctor content.....and have a humiliation kink here we go MESS WARNING (either scroll or hold onto your dicks!) Okay but like a doctor who's had to hold back all day, been sniffling and snorting all day. Their poor sinuses are full and swollen, their nose is very sensitive and when they finally get a moment alone. They pull down their mask and the very instant they do its a fucking explosion of snot. Their sneezes can not be stopped nor stifled, and they barely have the sense to grab a tissue. Sneeze after sneeze from their aching red nose, more and more thick snot falls down their face in long varying cords and ropes. Eyes watering snot connecting to their wrist, their lab coat, chin, its a mess! By the time they can even begin to catch their breath it is a tsunami of snot from both flaring red nostrils. Now they desperately need a tissue, a towel something to clean up this mess and whatever is left to come. If they're in an empty patient room then they're stuck with the shitty thin as hell tissues they have and its definitely gonna take a lot more than 1 tissue to clean up. But the idea of going to the nurse's station for a better box makes them blush in shame. And just the idea of pressing one of those sand paper snot rags makes their nose twitch! Oh shit n-nuuh huh! dnot agaiih hah! Today is gonna be a loooooong day. and they're still so so so congested too

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CW MESS and spicyness (not actual sex) there is moaning and whining n such n mention of snot on tits

listener summons a succubus who happens to have a messy cold but thankfully listener is into that (thats all i got for a description)

i'm still working on doing fem voices but this is what i got ^^

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not to be horny buuuuut (MESS WARNING) someone's nose being pushed back letting you look inside while their nose is filled to the brim with snot. You can see it building up and webbing around. The walls are swollen and sensitive, you can see their nostrils flaring widely. you can watch the snot run towards the edges of their nostrils ready to spill out as a tickle gets stronger and stronger.

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once again i'm horny soooo horny post time (mess warning)

just hot n bothered over the idea of hearing someone's snotty thick sniffles. they're sniffling to keep all that mess contained but eventually they're gonna have to sneeze. Their poor nose is so angry and irritated and sensitive, they need to sneeze so badly but they have nothing to catch it into. They're sniffles turn desperate as they hitch closer to sneezing and at the last moment they bring up the bottom of their shirt and let the snotty explosion out. The bottom is soaked completely. when they pull it away from their face multiple strands and cords are still attached to their nose

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EXTREME MESS PLAY licking at a person's runny nose to make them sneeze and the sneeze ends up being even more messy. Splattering it all over the other's mouth n tongue.

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Hiii I love your snzarios can you please do one about a cute dom/sub couple in public where the dom has a suuuper snotty cold but wants to make the sub embarrassed and horny by being messy and gross in public? And then later takes them home to take care of their needs/ be taken care of by sub?

(damn Nonny fuck yeah I can ^-^) (D & S are Gender Neutral) (MESS WARNING)

S was going to lose their mind sitting in D's lap. They could hear every thick and wet sniffle, snort, soft groan from the congestion and lil hitches. D would even somtimes lean over and rub their nose against S's shoulder making them feel how wet and runny D's nose was. They'd even gotten to a point where D would sneeze into their shoulder splattering their snot into it and wiping their nose on it. This always had S holding back moans, whimpers and squirms especially in front of people. When they finally got home D cornered S against the wall with a wide smirk and whispered in their ear. "ugh bmy dnose is so full, and those lousy tissues still aren't godda cuuuhh huh huh! cut it. So be a good pet and bme bmy tissue~" With no where to go, S could feel D's breath fluttering against their skin right before D pulled them close and sneezed into their shoulder and chest forcing out multiple thick cords and webs of snot. S was going to melt into a puddle by this point. now that they were in private they could let out a soft moan as their skin became damn and warm from D's sneezing. They had been holding back today so now their nose was demanding attention. D sneezed right in S's face soaking them in spray and snot. S was gasping and whining and reached up to play with the mess their dom was making. It wasn't long before D grabs S's hand and holds it over their nose and lets out an explosively messy sneeze forcing snot to seep out and coat their entire palm.

"oh fuck that feels good~" D moaned

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mess prompts, huh? well I can't pass up such a good opportunity! Here's a fave of mine that I'd love to see your interpretation of (if you want to of course)

A has a bad, sneezy cold, and has B all tied up and naked in front of them (cnc if you'd like 😏) A then gives B their cold by sneezing all over them and talking about how contagious they are and how sick B is going to be. and B is enjoying every second of being so helpless to stop the cold they're definitely going to catch~.

Oh Nonny! YES YEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEES! (alright CW serious mess and S/D stuff including CNC/Consensual non Consent. DON"T LIKE IT DON"T READ IT)

B looked at in in 'fear' as A towered over their tied up form. A slid into their lap snuffling wetly and leaned over to groan in their ear as their grind against B's bare body. "Oh i cad waihh wait for you to catch thiih hih this. Bmy head has beed so fuckig full of this cold and I wadt you to have it. it wadts you so fuuh huh EtttSSHHusshh EtttSSHHusshh so fuckig badly" They say as each sneeze sprays their snot heavily into B's face as B squirms in the chair. "No! No! I don't want your cold no!" A grabs B by the face forcing them to look up at their red twitchy dripping snotty nose. Ropes of varying lengths and thickness exploded from their contagious depths. "I'mb dnot godda let you escape this ode, its clogging bme up so bahh bad and it wants out, it wadts bme to giih give it EtttSSHHusshh to you~" A purrs as they swivel their hips along B's parts. B's head lulls back with a guttural moan of pleasure feeling the warm heavy snot splatter onto their skin.

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Okay so 1: sorry for barely making content, ya boy is just being shy especially when it comes to fandom kink stuff.... 2: i've been in a mess mood for a while again sooo scenario time. God I just want to hold a snuffly boy who's got the worst headcold into my chest and help him catch his bio hazard sounding sneezes. Poor baby is too tired to cover himself and can only let out lil warnings about how bad his nose tickles or how messy it'll be. Him whining about how he's making a mess of my hoodie but can't help it since its so soft. I just encourage him to keep going and I can wash it later. I can feel my hoodie getting wetter and wetter against my chest. I can see the snot oozing from his nose connecting to me. No matter how much he sniffles more just comes out. Sweetheart is just so sensitive too just about anything would set that pretty angry nose off! He doesn't need to worry about a thing, I will take care of it even if that means him letting out a waterfall of snot all over me.

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D/S (nothing sexual) + snz + mess

A is brat who's managed to catch what they act like is a small cold but wont admit to it. So B has decided that if they won't admit it they don't get to sneeze. Any time they do B will ask "you sure you're feeling alrght" or "for someone who's not sick you sure are making a mess of yourself~" Basically B is bratting back (bratty doms my favorite) B will do everything in their power to get A to the point of sneezing only to cut them off or make them stifle or do something that makes the sneeze back off only enough to keep them irritated.

By the evening A's nose is all red and sore and sounds completely stuffed up. Finally they give in

"(dom's title) this cold is kih kickig bmy ass" B smiled and pulls them close "alright my lil brat, you want me to take care of you now?" A nods pitifully, however B can't help but tease them just a lil more. B grabs a tissue while pulling A into their lap brushing it against their sensitive nose. "poor thing looks so red and angry, looks like just any lil touch will it off. oh! there it goes." A's breath hitches wiidly, their hands come up to fan needily at their face as tears rain down and snot runs down their face. Its a full body affair as they tremble and shudder through the build up until they duck down into a harsh sneeze. That tissue is certainly not enough to contain that cold. B's free hand s rubbing gently circles into A's back as the other gets damp with spray. Deep needy gasps followed by drawn out desperate sneezes bending the sub at the waist with its force

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nsfw but...

would you do a post about a dom straddling the subs face and making them sneeze all over their most intimate parts, and then fucking their sneezes and snot into them?

Oh Anon....you...you are now my favorite ^-^ i'm not the best at describing sex buuuut i tried ^-^

D=Dom (duh) S=sub (also duh)

MESS WARNING, NOT FULL SEX BUT THERE I FULFULLED THE ASK. ASSUME ACCORDNINGLY

"that's a good lil slut just let it out for me, no need to be shy~" D purrs with a smirk as they sit on S's face their parts right against their face. a small boquet of flowers tied to their waist being a 'lil' too close to S's nose. Speaking of S's nose, its red and twitching so much from the flowers being to close. Its running like a broken faucet. They could try and sniffle it back but that only forces more pollen inside their nose. Their poor nose is buzzing and trembling, theirs nothing they can do as they get closer and closer to sneezing. D has their wrists bound with cuffs and D's weight is keeping them down. "I-I'mb guuh gudduhh huhh hehhh! sdeeehhehh! EEEXHHSHIIIEW! ESSSHIIIEW! EDD'SHIIEEW!" And there it started, snot splatters and sprays all over D's parts elicitng a groan in pleasure from them. D reaches down and strokes and rubs the snot in like lube. "come on now just a lil more so I can fuck it into you, gotta get it nice and wet, lil whore~" "ESschhEUhhww!! ESschhEUhhww!!” Another set of sneezes pouring snot from their irritated nose all over D's parts. They pull off their chest and face and line themselves up with S's hole and sink it in. S moans holding onto whatever they can feeling their sticky snot being pushed inside them

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Shaking my lil Poseidon in a jar. I WANNA MAKE HM SNZ BUT I HAVE NO BRAINCELL!! i just like the damn idea he's a messy disaster and he does the snarl face when he's building up.

(i'm mainly thinking of the ne/al illu/stra/tor version...cause..yes i have a fucking size kink and his nose is pretty)